SPOILER WARNING: This post contains major plot spoilers for Halo 3, 4, 5, the TV show, and Infinite. It's September 2007. You're watching the countdown until your very first match of Halo 3. You're about to experience countless games of Slayer and CTF on High Ground, Guardian, Valhalla, and a slew of other maps, and … Continue reading 343 Steps in the Wrong Direction: The State of Halo
E3 2019: One Excited Prick
E3 is almost upon us, my friends! It's the time of year when we more or less spend a few days finding out which leaks were legit and which ones were fake. That doesn't mean the event is any less exciting, though. I'm still making my pants tight thinking about the games that I know … Continue reading E3 2019: One Excited Prick