SPOILER WARNING: This post contains major plot spoilers for Halo 3, 4, 5, the TV show, and Infinite. It's September 2007. You're watching the countdown until your very first match of Halo 3. You're about to experience countless games of Slayer and CTF on High Ground, Guardian, Valhalla, and a slew of other maps, and … Continue reading 343 Steps in the Wrong Direction: The State of Halo
I know it's been a while since my last post, and I want to express my sincere apologies to both of my readers for that. I have a confession. I like Halo 5. A lot. Now, I know that is pretty such blasphemy in the eyes of a decent chunk of Halo fans, but I … Continue reading A Prick’s Wish and Wishnot List: Halo Infinite
Imagine going to a sportsball game where you get to see your favorite sportsball team sport some balls. You're super pumped to see a showdown between them and their opponents. "Woo! Sports!" you yell as the ball is sported, probably from one end of a field to the other. Now imagine that you notice everyone … Continue reading Nobody Hates Video Games More Than Gamers.